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phatroles) wrote in alternately2014-05-14 11:10 pm
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MIDDLE EARTH ; oo1
[ The party's already in full swing by the time you arrive, checking your name off with a doorman so sozzled that the whole exercise is pointless anyway. It's a bit surprising how many people the Prancing Pony can fit, or indeed how many have even turned up.
Why are you here? Well, that's obvious, of course. It's because-- never mind, that's not the important thing. There's a greeting to be given, and drinks flowing freely. Perhaps you'll find old friends or make ones new. Perhaps the same will be true of enemies too. Maybe you'll even notice tat you don't quite look the same as you thought you did.
Perhaps you'll find out why your thoughts are rhyming and your sense of timing is off. It's not likely. This isn't a riddle to be taken so lightly.
But you have a part to play, even if you don't quite realise it. Maybe that dysphoric, I-Shouldn't-Be-Here sensation is the result of too much Hobbit weed in the air? Just go with that for now, before you think too much and spoil your fun. ]
Why are you here? Well, that's obvious, of course. It's because-- never mind, that's not the important thing. There's a greeting to be given, and drinks flowing freely. Perhaps you'll find old friends or make ones new. Perhaps the same will be true of enemies too. Maybe you'll even notice tat you don't quite look the same as you thought you did.
Perhaps you'll find out why your thoughts are rhyming and your sense of timing is off. It's not likely. This isn't a riddle to be taken so lightly.
But you have a part to play, even if you don't quite realise it. Maybe that dysphoric, I-Shouldn't-Be-Here sensation is the result of too much Hobbit weed in the air? Just go with that for now, before you think too much and spoil your fun. ]
i SHOULD PROBS ACTUALLY GET THIS BOY SOME ICONS HUH
A giant blue eagle or whatever wasn't what he expected somehow. And it looks so familiar... ]
--Cat?!
IF U WANT I MEAN FOLLOW UR DREAMS
his head turns...then turns again. damn these sideways eyes.]
WAH! [hopping up on his talons, wing stretching out and pointing.]
Beard cosplay!!
FLIES INTO THE SUN (THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA)
[ YOU STUPID CAT. ]
It's not a cosplay, this is real! Real! And what's wrong with you?!
NOT MY FAULT
beat.]
...S-so it's not...Gajeel cosplay–?